Paroled!

I had a hearing (Dr. Appt.) about my case this morning and got some good news! 

The Judge granted me early release, commuting my sentence to time served.

He did, however, make it clear that I am still on probation (Physical Therapy) and could be tossed back in the slammer with additional time to serve if I don't toe the line (ride like a sissy).

So who's up for a slow, short ride with someone guaranteed to have more fun doing it than you?